THE ROADSTER HAS LEFT THE ROAD.

Roads are optional.

One car. Questionable aerodynamics.
Just enough thrust to make it everyone’s problem.

STARBASE, TEXAS/PRE-FLIGHT
SPACEX PACKAGE: INSTALLED

Defy gravity.
Avoid everything.

Tap to fire the jets. Slip through the gaps.
Try to keep the CEO out of your flight path.

PRESS SPACE OR TAP TO LAUNCH
SPACE ↑ or ☝ TAP TO THRUSTTAP. THRUST. OCCASIONAL BARREL ROLL.P PAUSE M SOUND
YOUR VERY BRIEF FLIGHT MANUAL
01

Tap. Thrust. Repeat.

Short bursts of cold gas. Surprisingly long consequences.

02

Mind the infrastructure.

Superchargers, Starships, and X. They all have gaps.

03

Tap. Sometimes roll.

The jets occasionally add a sideways barrel roll to your normal upward tap.

FLAPPY TESLA / ARCADE 001

A car with
other plans.

A fan-made, satirical arcade game inspired by the October 2026 Roadster reveal. The white wedge body, dark canopy, rear wing, and vapor jets are original browser illustrations informed by the reveal photos.

The Roadster’s cold-gas jets inspired the white vapor plumes. The endless flight, floating charging stations, Dogestronaut, and helpful CEO commentary are very much arcade fiction.

Unaffiliated with Tesla, X, SpaceX, or Elon Musk. All company names belong to their respective owners. Cameo speech is fictional parody.

Created by Luis Ferreira ↗

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